Entanglement 

When your legs get entangled with a dick

Did you hear about Jasmin’s entanglement with mystery manz?

Entanglement by Brownsuga20 April 15, 2022

Entanglement 

When your legs get entangled with a gentleman’s privates

Did you hear about Jasmins entanglement with mystery manz?

Entanglement by Brownsuga20 April 15, 2022

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome 

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

quantum entanglement 

An affair with a particle physicist.

Now that would be telling.

quantum entanglement by Buddhabing November 4, 2004

Romantic Entanglement 

What a cheating woman says when she doesn't want to actually fess up and admit she cheated on you. Popularized by Jada Pinkett-Smith when she publically admitted to cucking her husband Will Smith.

Husband: Did you cheat on me with another man?
Wife: No I had a romantic entanglement.

Romantic Entanglement by Jolly Jay July 13, 2020

Tommy-Kelly Entanglement 

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

Tommy-Kelly Entanglement by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011

quantum entanglement 

Those moments / times when someone and you have the "connections" "awareness" simultaneously, although separated by great distance. Like string theory, it is "felt" but not necessarily visible.

Alan and Sharon experienced quantum entanglement when both phoned each other at the exact same time, hearing no ringing, but voices connected and both began speaking with each other about the Kleinbottles they had discussed several weeks ago.

quantum entanglement by Empresseffie January 28, 2013