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Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)
Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra
by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023
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Enlightened breath

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024
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Journey of Enlightenment

Getting in the car to go see the world famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
Get out of bed we’re going on a journey of enlightenment
by BigB2579 February 5, 2023
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enlightening of peace

Corresponding to each entity to a consciousness of unity through respect and gratefulness. Where dark and light become And Good and bad fades away. Realization we're in it all together. Which brings us to serenity in chaotic matters. Peace.
Your not alone, this enlightening of peace is everywhere!
by commando titi whiti April 24, 2022
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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Enlighten

enlighten is to have sex,, fuck usually not good to say in a conversation if christian
by Not Toby May 16, 2019
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