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Emthics

Emma's quick-reference guide to journalism ethics.
When your working on deadline and need refresher, no Dan Rather's here....

1. See the story, hear the story, report the story...accurately.
2. R-E-S-P-E-C-T...find out what it means to me...you, interview subjects, co-workers, random MOS, ranting man that calls the newsroom everyday.
3. I am Miss/Mr Independent! (No, not the Kelly Clarkson song) Don't take bribes, don't date sources, avoid conflicts of interest, be fair and professional.
4. Be accountable! Double check facts, don't get defensive when someone else fact checks, show good taste, and disclose any unavoidable conflicts upfront.
Cute CSI cop: "Hey after I get done investigating this crime scene, would you like to get a drink with me so we can discuss this case in-depth? I have a lot of good details for your story..."
Smart, savvy reporter: "No thanks. I just consulted my 'Emthics' quick-reference guide, and it says that I shouldn't date sources because it could turn into a conflict of interest."

Crazy, ranting person calling the newsroom: "HELLO! IDIOT, WHY DID YOU SHOW A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE ON YOUR STATION? I DON'T WANT TO SEE MORONS ON TV...YOU'RE A MORON, I'M NEVER WATCHING AGAIN!"
Calm, level-headed, respectful reporter answering phone: "Well, we don't have any control over network programming. We are only a local affiliate. I'm very sorry that you're upset, but you are yelling at the wrong person..."
Crazy, ranting person: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN CALL UP CHARLES GIBSON AND TELL HIM HE'S AN IDIOT...IDIOT!"
by E.E.W. May 5, 2008
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emoticonictionary

ee-moat-ick-on-ick-shun-airy n. Someone who knows all the normal and hidden emoticons of IM programs, social networking sites, and email services and uses them often.
Lynsey just had an entire conversation with me using emoticons...she's like an emoticonictionary.
by Natanhimself April 14, 2009
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emoticonning

1. Using excessive emoticons in emails, chats, or on social networking sites.

2. Using emoticons that are the opposite of how you truly feel.
1. Teresa is always emoticonning and puts every emoticon she knows after every statment she makes, :))) :D :P :0) ;) !!!!!

2. I am probably going to have to do some emoticonning and :) and :D when I email Teresa, because I actually hate her and think she is a stupid whore.
by bear assassin February 4, 2010
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Emoticonical

–adjective

1. pertaining to or using emoticons frequently to express emotions, feelings or thoughts in messages.
2. overuse of emoticons.
"The last text message I received was so emoticonical."
by ioioi February 12, 2010
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emoticry

😂😭😰😢😪
"Omg I'm so sorry 😭"
"You don't have to emoticry over it"
by mjoeyjojo April 3, 2015
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Emoticulate

Having or showing the ability to use appropriate emoticons.
“It’s odd, my friend only text in emojis but I always understand his intent, he is very emoticulate."
by MrMiyagisBeard August 4, 2016
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Erothicc

A deadly combination of erotic lustiness and flawless thiccness.
Anup: Whitney be lookin' erothicc daily!

Thiccie Vikki: Can I take your order?

Anup: Damn, you lookin' hella erothicc thiccie vikki!

Thiccie Vikki: So that'll be a number 1, no onion?

Anup: Yeah
by BITTSM May 24, 2017
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