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Emma

Any Emma is a gift that only some have the chance to get to know.

If you are friends with her then hot damn are you one lucky son of a gun.

Her voice is so sweet people drop to their knees before she even utters a note.

Her beauty is so absolute people lay on the ground so if it rains she can walk over them rather than wet her polished feet.

Her sexiness makes men ejaculate before she even enters the room, and will stun even the biggest playa into stunned silence.
Her parents were paid millions at her birth due to the fact they created such a genetically perfect child.
Emmas body is so curvy and perfect that men think shes Kim Kardashian from behind and Rosie Huntington Whitely to the front.
People who have the great honour of being touched by her, never wash again, as her touch protects them from diseases.
Emma cannot create a social networking profile as they fear she will shut down the internet with the traffic.

#Emma is the most popular twitter and instagram hashtag of all time.

When her death shall occur NASA have agreed to deploy a rocket to blow up the sun, as a life without Emma is not one worth living.
Boy: "That new girl Heather is so hot"
Boy 2: "You clearly haven't seen Emma yet"

Girl 1: "Oh my god look at that girl!"
Girl 2: "She's such an Emma!"
Girl 1: "I want to be her!"

Aideen: "Oh my God did you hear Emma dyed her hair?"
Doireann: "Yeah it was on the cover of every newspaper and all over Twitter this morning!"
by aideenodonovan April 23, 2013
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Emma

Crazy girl if you know one never let her out your sight
Emma is so funny
by Lola rose 673 August 29, 2018
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Emma B

The most amazing, beautiful, perfect girl you'll see in your life. You need to cherish her and treat Emma as the most special person in your life. She is a friend and role model for all people. She is very devoted to certain people and is very good at expressing her feelings and making others feel very good and fortunate to have Emma in their lives. Emma is honestly the kindest person you could wish to meet in your life and if you find an Emma, do everything you possibly can to keep her close to you and don't ever forget about her. Many people don't have the opportunity to meet an Emma so the lucky few that do the the chance, make sure to make it known to her that she is a very special person. Emma's are usually quite playful and very cheeky, this can sometimes get out of hand but just know that Emma would never intend to hurt anyone, especially if you mean a lot to her.
Ahhhh, I wish everyone could be more like an Emma B.
by The cre8or May 28, 2017
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Emma

The most awesome, down-to-earth, life-loving, music freak you could ever meet. She is beautiful and a usually happy-go-lucky person until you piss her off. She hates mainstream lovers, conformists, the government, and bad music. She is the perfect person for you.
Guys: Duuuuude, I wish I had an Emma.
Girls: I wish I was an Emma! I hate my life.
by Yvette97 December 31, 2011
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Emma

An awesome girl who is friendly and beautiful. Usually talented at many things and has a good sense of humor.
Wow, she's a real Emma!

Emma is awesome at everything!
by Elemeno_P April 21, 2013
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emma chamberlain

the epitome of a girl who would pee in a urnal

-ethan dolan
emma chamberlain’s the epitome of a girl who would pee in a urnal. that’s like the definition of emma.
by idfc23 February 6, 2019
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Emma Roberts dumbass

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)
emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏
by nayasemma January 7, 2021
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