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Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.
Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!
by sjkonk November 12, 2010
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emergencig

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can be anywhere from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.
Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!
by Dmitry K December 26, 2008
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Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.
Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"
by ChollyClark December 23, 2009
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Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
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emergency jerk

You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.
I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.
by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015
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Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.
Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!
by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022
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National emergency

Something that is called for when a man-child doesn't get enough blocks for his wall-building play.
The congress refused to give money for building the wall so President Trump declared a national emergency so he can route military funding to the wall building.
by Fantasos February 16, 2019
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