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dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.
Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?
by QueenMae May 31, 2014
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Blowjob Eclipse

BlowJob Eclipse is when a white blonde girl is sucking you off and than a black girl comes a bit after to eat your ass at the same time!
Dude, it was total BlowJob Eclipse yesterday. None of that partial shit.
by MarCer August 21, 2017
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Nutsack Eclipse

The act of dropping your nut sack across her eyes and having your penis across her mouth and chin.
Tim gave Jenna a nutsack eclipse on lunch today!
by Diabetic unicorn April 24, 2020
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Schizo ellipsis

A series of dots (...) frequently used in schizoposts, which can help identify such posts. Schizophrenia symptoms include a speech disorder called "looseness of association" that manifests in writing. Schizo ellipses are used by individuals with schizophrenia to link loosely related ideas, convey their thought process while writing, or omit information for an ominous effect.

Schizoposts often feature schizo ellipses and other punctuation errors, as the writer believes the reader already understands their point and doesn't need further explanation. Consequently, schizo ellipses end sentences without forming a question or statement, leaving the reader to "form their own conclusion" and wonder about WTF they just read.
"John couldn't help but notice the schizo ellipsis while reading /x/: 'The government is hiding the truth about aliens... I've seen them with my own eyes... but you wouldn't understand... it's all connected, you know... just wait and see...' It left him both curious and confused about the author's true intentions."
by thetruthisout2012 May 7, 2023
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Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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full solar eclipse

When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.
by MattC12 August 24, 2017
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Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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