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Enlightium Academy

Enlightium Academy is a Christian academy which tricks you, cuz looks can be deceiving, its actually a living HELL!!! THEY CAN TAKE THERE EA POLICY AND SHOVE IT, SEE IF I GIVE 2 FLYING PURPLE FUCKS<3 Mr. L can suk my duck:P
Damn, Enlightium Academy sucks.
by softball_sis023 March 31, 2022
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Ellish

To describe something INCREDIBLY BRATTY LIKE JUST PEAK BRATNESS
You're acting real ellish rn
by MegaTheMagnificent January 30, 2023
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People of the Natural Enlightenment

an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.
the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth
by ezohar April 22, 2009
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Enlightened

Being in one of two particular states of high achieved from smoking marijuana or the synthetic JWH found in some brands of incense.

The first level of enlightenment is characterized by a euphoric enjoyment of reading and writing literature (especially poetry) or philosophy. This is particularly true of the works of the Beat writers of the 50's. This state is best accompanied by medium low lighting, the music of Charlie Parker or Miles Davis, the poetry of Alan Ginsberg and Gary Snyder, a notebook and pen, and a pack of cigarettes.

The second level of enlightenment is more trippy and psychedelic. The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" and coloring in a coloring book are the preferred activities for this state. Staring off into space "thinking about stuff." In this state, one may profess to be able to understand the meaning of the songs "Come Together" or "I Am the Walrus." The following examples are representative of the second level of enlightenment.
1. Friend 1: How enlightened are you right now?

Friend 2: I'm pretty baked, in the sense that I feel like

the fried potato wedges under the warming

lamp at the deli in the grocery store.

2. Text from hot female friend: Just how enlightened are you?

Enlightened reply: If you were here right now, you'd

probably want to hug me, because it would seem like

I was about to turn into a cartoon animal.
by Random122387 October 29, 2010
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Enlightened One

1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability.
2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females.
3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.
That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.
by Charles Favroth February 19, 2003
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ellithorpe

A type of sushi. Very strange taste.
I ate ellithorpe yesterday.
by Hello lil shomo April 7, 2005
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Enlightainment

That which we expect (or gain) by celebrating religious festivals apart from culture.
It was rather amusing to see our Christian and Muslim friends enlightaining themselves when they joined in with musical instruments as we sang the bhajans during the aarti.

The uni-cultural minded world has not seen enough of enlightainment crisis among the multi-cultural Indians. Has the cultural intercourse screwed it all up for us?
by Nãvnã December 20, 2010
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