Lisexual

Claiming to be heterosexual, but acting otherwise; gay and closeted.

Albert has a girlfriend, but he's Lisexual, so I think I'm going to make a move on her.

by sammerz champmaster October 25, 2012

emosexual

to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!

like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!

by mama lover April 13, 2005

emosexual

One who is neither bi nor Gay but pretends to be in order to draw attention to ones self.

Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?

normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool

by Tory A. February 1, 2008

Elliesexual

Ellie sexual is when someone is only interested/sexually interested in Ellie Williams from The Last Of Us (tlou, tlou 2)

"I am Elliesexual"

- what is your sexuality?

- i'm elliesexual

by teeheee3 December 31, 2020

Eggsexual

when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs

I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now

by Team Clud May 6, 2010

emosexual

A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.

Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.

Guy 1: What?!

by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 1, 2004