egoseismic

The act of thinking that one's presence in a given area directly correlates with the amount of earthquakes in that area.
(As coined by YouTube legend Link Neal of RhettandLink)

"We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved here. Maybe us moving here re-directed the U.S. epicenter of earthquakes to where we came from."
"That's egotistical thinking, saying that we had something to do with the earthquakes."
"I would call it 'egoseismic' thinking."

by CarBen Dioxide June 12, 2012

egoseismic

thinking that you, yourself, and only yourself, cause earthquakes.

Link is very egoseismic.

by zoobify June 12, 2012

egoseismic

Egocentrically thinking that moving to California from another U.S. state redirects the epicenter of an earthquake

dude, since we moved to California there hasn't been a single earthquake!
quit being so egoseismic

by assviolater June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

When the a person believes the positioning of themselves affects earthquakes.

I know we just moved from North Carolina to California, but no earthquakes have happened here. Though there has been one in North Carolina after we left. I think it must be us.

Person 2: That is egoseismic thinking.

by The Mythical Monster June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

When you believe that the fact that you moved to another state or country, is the cause of the redirection of the epicenter of earthquakes to where you were from.

Rhett: Don't you think it's egocentric to believe that you had something to do with the earthquakes?
Link: Well, I would call it egoseismic thinking.

by Daddledoo July 29, 2012