Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019
Get the Herbal Essences mug.Edenzhouse, or most commonly known as tofubee, is an animator with almost 100k subscribers on youtube.
They get involved in drama all the time.
They get involved in drama all the time.
person 1: hey have you seen edenzhouse's bloodpop meme?
person 2: oh yea that furry artist?
person 1:.... kys pls
person 2: oh yea that furry artist?
person 1:.... kys pls
by _cheatrr November 10, 2021
Get the edenzhouse mug.Related Words
If you don’t have an Eden in your life, find one. She is totally hilarious and pretty crazy when you get to know her. You can do everything with Eden, from venturing in the city to having deep talks late at night. Eden is your ride or die.
Eden literally what are you doing.
by definitiondefiner2024 March 20, 2019
Get the Eden mug.by hellafun345 November 14, 2017
Get the Eden McCoy mug.John Henry Eden or President Eden, as he is often referred to, is the president of the Enclave in fallout 3 in the year 2277. The Enclave had a predecessor to Eden, his name was President Richardson after his death in fallout 2, Eden was the next in line for presidency. Eden is a robot with artificial intellegience, it became selfawere after the war in a goverment security bunker/station. Where he began downloading data, especially from previous presidents in a America. And he became a mix of himself, and every great american president. Eden is evil not evil or trying to hurt people unless he thinks it is necessary although his sinister plan to annihilate all impure or infected individuals in the wasteland...(which is pretty much all the people in the wasteland except for those who dwell in the vaults or anyone from the enclave) he does imploy propaganda into his radio station and giving the people false news but he is only acting like he does is because he thinks its the quickest, best and easiest solution and because Eden believes that only pure humans unaffected by radiation is the key to hummanitys preservation and survival.
lololl John Henry Eden
by manwithanswers July 7, 2010
Get the John Henry Eden mug.when one studies/checks out the nature of a attractive man or woman ,it is done in the name of edenology
by sincerelyyoureeb November 23, 2011
Get the edenology mug.I want to suck your esienboonutussy in the woods woods. I would love to lick his/her eisenboonutussy while I am getting bogwalked by 7 dwarfs in the middle of the woods.
by Mike Ockherts April 23, 2022
Get the Eisenboonutussy mug.