earlemoure

when you are spending crazy, dior maybe, prada maybe, head is hazy, feeling lazy, stop it, it doesnt phase me, dont erase me if im saving for the winter festival

furthermore and earlemoure on winter nights the snow is crystalizing and bubbling

by healing world tour March 9, 2026

way earlier

A stoner term used when something happened within the past 24-48 hours of when they are high, but it was before they got high

Dude, I went to the convenience store, but that was way earlier

by YoutubeWest1132 May 6, 2016

way earlier

A term used by those who smoke pot to mean the time before this session of pot smoking.

Dude, I went to the store, but that was way earlier.

by YoutubeWest1132 May 10, 2016

Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).

“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”

by большой любовник петуха November 28, 2018

Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

I am that guy from earlier

It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.

Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025