Exitiety

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.

Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!

by buckonz October 4, 2008

Exilelord

a cool guy who makes hard shit for Guitar Hero 3

"hey look exilelord just released soulless 5"

"cool"

by Surono419CH November 8, 2019

Jet Blue exit

A "Jet Blue exit" epitomizes the "I quit!" we have all dreamed about, the style in which we'd all like to leave our jobs. Tell off the boss, thumb your nose at your co-workers, set that stack of customer service complaints on fire, grab a beer and hit the tarmac running.

My manager was riding me so hard this afternoon I came this >< close to pulling a Jet Blue exit and telling her where to shove her expense reports.

by Duxall Inarow August 13, 2010

love doesn't exist

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.

A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.

by pseudonymthemagnificent October 30, 2013

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Exile on Main Street

A double LP released by the Rolling Stones in 1972. Often considered to be the band's best effort, it combined rhythm and blues with rock & roll and blues rock and is one of the most critically acclaimed albums of the 20th century. It should also be noted that the album was strengthened by the lead guitar work of ex Bluesbreaker guitarist Mick Taylor.

Track Listing:

(All tracks were written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards except where noted)

1. "Rocks Off" 4:31
2. "Rip This Joint" 2:22
3. "Shake Your Hips" (Slim Harpo) 2:59
4. "Casino Boogie" 3:33
5. "Tumbling Dice" 3:45
Side two
No. Title Length
6. "Sweet Virginia" 4:27
7. "Torn and Frayed" 4:17
8. "Sweet Black Angel" 2:54
9. "Loving Cup" 4:25
Side three
No. Title Length
10. "Happy" 3:04
11. "Turd on the Run" 2:36
12. "Ventilator Blues" (Jagger/Richards/Mick Taylor) 3:24
13. "I Just Want to See His Face" 2:52
14. "Let It Loose" 5:16
Side four
No. Title Length
15. "All Down the Line" 3:49
16. "Stop Breaking Down" (Robert Johnson) 4:34
17. "Shine a Light" 4:14
18. "Soul Survivor"

Exile on Main Street is often compared to the White Album by the the Beatles.

by cursedwithavision October 11, 2011

Exit Call

The phenomenon of receiving a telephone call (non-cellular) while in the process of departing one’s domicile.

“I wanted to board the 2:15 train, but I got an exit call from my cousin in New Jersey and had to take the 2:30 instead.”

by Lexicon Injection Project April 10, 2009