Keyboard Electrician

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.

“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

by Keyboardeletroction April 4, 2020

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

electric tape

Why the hell are you searching up the word electric tape on urban dictionary.

May:what’s electric tape
Luke: I don’t know. Just don’t search it up on urban dictionary

by Meeyuhh July 17, 2019

shock and awe electoral bombing

A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”

I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019

election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard are doom band from England. They formed in 1994 and reached their absolute peak with the release of Dopethrone in 2000. Lead guitarist and vocalist Jus Oborn is the only founding member remaining after the departure of Mark Green and Tim Bagshaw in 2003. Electric Wizard are known for their extreme cannabis use. Weed is practically a member of this band.

"i'm hiiiiighhhhh nigga...let me put on some tunes...what do you want?"

"ELECTRIC WIZARD YOU FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN GOTTA ASK YOU FAGGOT?"*bloaw*

by sanfun n sun December 24, 2007

Bubble Pop Electric

This is a song from Gwen Stefani's 2004 debut album Love.Angle.Music.Baby. The song is set back in the 1950's and talks about her going on a date with her boyfriend and losing her virginity. "Bubble Pop Electric", is the sexual metaphor.

The chorus goes "Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat....Bubble, Pop, Electric". (Back seat, being the back seat of her boyfriend's car, not her butthole.)

Bubble - foreplay and build to climax.

Pop - "popping" her cherry for the first time.

Electric - climaxing, and the connection between both lovers.

"Last night, my boyfriend popped my cherry. It was like Bubble Pop Electric!"

by Brandy N. October 29, 2006