ear bling

I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. It’s especially “dorky” when it’s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".

"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"

“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”

by Mr. Doobie May 19, 2008

Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability

Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees

by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020

ear worm

Song that is stuck in your head

I have an ear worm. I keep hearing the "Jeopardy" tune over and over and over.

by maddogmary October 20, 2003

ear bleach

Any song, album, or artist you run to when you need to flush out an annoying earworm. While this may leave you with another earworm, it's at least an earworm you can stand.

Dammit, I got "Dancing Queen" stuck in my head. It's time for some ear bleach. Maybe AC/DC will do it.

by American Idget September 27, 2010

Ear Raisin

The compilation of old ear wax that forms into a shape that somewhat resembles a raisin.

Guy 1: Hey my ear hurts, you got a Q-tip
Guy 2: Ya, in the bathroom
Guy 1: What the fuck just fell out of my ear
Guy 2: Holy shit its an Ear Raisin

by Darrin & Daniel November 16, 2009

Ear Wank

To Ear Wank (verb) is the act of firmly inserting a finger into one's own ear and then fairly vigorously jerking the hand up and down.

The person who is "ear wanking themselves off" experiences an intense satisfaction; not dissimilar to, yet still distinct from, the same satisfaction experienced when scratching an unpleasant itch.

An Ear Wank (noun) comes from the verb, and describes the act of undergoing an ear wank.


Note that it is possible in theory to ear wank other people off, but due to the risks involved (eg. ear wax) it is rarely practiced and not widely accepted in Western Society.

Alex: "Tom... WHAT are you doing?"

Tom: "I'm ear wanking."

Alex: "Oh. Looks weird."

Tom: "Yeah."

by Mrweh October 18, 2008