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Tone Deaf

A person who is tone deaf lacks the ability to correctly hear relative differences between musical notes.
in the music lesson:

teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"
by TMP3 December 7, 2010
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bummers are deaf

a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'
whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie

Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)

Person 2: Eh

Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What

Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers
by Marc Randles February 2, 2008
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deaft

1. Undeniably Good hand eye coordination.

2. Dexterity; proficiency with the use of ones hands / eyes.

2. Quick / skillful; adroit.

3. Skillfull in video-game situations, and or concerning real life situations that recuire quick thinking / coordination achieved that otherwise was not humanly plausible.

4. Swift; Smooth-like in performance.

5. And or in the state of having incredable accuracy.

6. #team-deaft on the Gamesurge Network on IRC
The hacker was so deaft it was difficult to make out whether he was hacking.
by A. West July 28, 2004
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dweft

when a wannabe drifter hits someone or something in the proccess of drift, thus changing a drift to a dweft
"Damn he just dwefted into that old lady!"
by Atlas September 28, 2004
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Deaf Caller

Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.
Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller
by Graymeter July 28, 2010
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Color Deaf

When you are unable to use colors correctly, don't understand if a color is good for a(n) "object" or in anything in general.
Dude Cyan Blue doesn't mix very well with the Neon Pink on that car. You must be color deaf.
by Tomformer October 16, 2018
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Deafmaker

A sex act wherein the fully erect penis is inserted into the ear canal, after which the full seminal load is ejaculated into the ear, causing temporary, or in some cases, permanent deafness.
"I totally gave that bop the deafmaker, i wouldn't try talking to her for a couple days."

"Joe, did you give my girl the deafmaker? She doesn't really answer my questions when im standing to the right of her..."
by jdalphamale10 April 28, 2010
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