Dump and Dong

The infamous dump and dong prank is commonly associated with drunken youths looking to have some fun (and a place to shit). While it is often used by those with a grudge against a local home or business owner, this is not always the case.

The act is similar to the more popular prank in which someone obtains a brown bag of dog shit and lights it on fire in front of someone's home, and subsequently runs away and hides like a bitch. However, the more complex dump and dong requires one of the participants to take a shit while standing on the porch. They may then ring the doorbell (hence the ding "dong") and hide to watch the greeter's reaction.

Those more daring may choose to take the titular "dong" literally. In addition to taking a dump on the front porch, they will keep their pants unzipped and expose their manhood to the unfortunate soul answering the door. This is where the prankster's creativity can shine. They may wave it around slowly, shake it back and forth in a rapid motion, or some combination of both. Once satisfaction is reached, it is advised to that the prankster sprint to a nearby getaway car that has been prepped for such an occasion.

(Tip: never dump and dong someone you know. Also be sure to check that no children are present.)

Andrew: "I can't believe the bowling alley manager won't let us inside. I wish we could get back at him somehow."
Doug: "I've got it! Let's dump and dong him!"

by FreshestofDougs December 1, 2013

Meme dump

When an individual unloads a prodigious amout of memes in a single session upon their feed or favoured meme page.

Simone dropped a huge meme dump while she was riding the train home today!

by Kevdoes May 31, 2017

Piss on the dump

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.

After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump

by EIDT August 17, 2014

Dumbfounded

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.

Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”

by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

humpty dump

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

by Twathenge April 10, 2006

dizzle atomic dump

This phrase refers to the most powerful, gaseous force known to mankind and it is a result of the mighty weight loss drink known as Slim Fast. "Mon Dat Be Some Powaful Shit" is what rastafarians used to say when exposed to its mystical, medicinal ways. A legend was born in a place called Tazewell, when a young high school wrestler started taking this popular weight loss regimen. Thus, he became famous for his "distinct" qualities over night. Lets just say that he was the only one known: "to be able to clear a room" with his atomic ability.

Ern, man you be takin' a dizzle atomic dump again!!! Literally, there goes the neighborhood!!! Fo' shizzle my ern dizzle!! Whew, damn what is that??

by Shaqueezle G. November 3, 2005

Dump Invalidation (DI)

A Dump Invalidation or a DI is when you are taking a dump and its so hard and dry that halfway through the painful process, you decide to suck the dump back up your butthole, eat some fruit, try again later, and hope for the best.

Person 1: man i just had to DI. it hurt like 712904 needles entering my butthole.

Person 2: HAHA. better luck next time.

Dump Invalidation (DI)

by mountainbuffalobro March 2, 2011