dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006

dr. phil

Dr. Phil Pleasures me, and i likie a lot.

Get off, GET OFF!!!!! Dr. PHIL would you get her off, i want you instead. ;-)

by filly's dorito sucker March 16, 2005

dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

Dr Phil

Dr. Phil, is an American television personality, author, psychologist, and the host of the television show Dr. Phil, which debuted in 2002.

Dr.Phil is a Dr Phil, is a psychologist.

by sup m8 u cant c me February 7, 2017

dr. phil

a vagina that has shaved only the middle leaving the sides and sides of legs with pubic hair, similiar to dr.phil's bald head

look at joan's bush, it's a dr. phil and i'm going to ask it for advice

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Dr Phil

An amazing person who always knows just what to say. Always manages to calm me down when I'm having a bad day. My best friend, although he'll never know it.

Dr Phil told me I am making excuses and that I seriously need to stop looking for the bad in people.

by nooknoodle November 3, 2005

dr phil

Dr Phil is a shrink wit a tv show, who helps people with their problems.

"Yo, i dont wanna get all Dr Phil on ya.."

by WhoCares December 17, 2003