MeatWhistle's definitions

Puppygaurd

1. A derogatory word for people in online pvp games who protect a single location in a large group when it doesn't need it. Puppygaurders are either afraid to die, or have no idea how to play. Puppygaurding usually leads to a loss.

I just got out of and AB where we outnumbered the alliance, but we had 8 people puppygaurding lumbermill while everyone else split up and got eaten alive.

by meatwhistle June 9, 2010

Shaker Cans

Metal Cans filled with washers, pennies, nuts, bolts and any metalic bits left backstage at Knotts Berry Farm. Used by Monsters to create small stampedes of frightened visitors.

"That monster just startled me with his shaker cans."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

FISHY

A word used by some monsters to frighten and confuse guests at Halloween Haunt.

"hey Sarah"
"yes James?"
"You want to go watch the hanging over in..."
"FISHY!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Knotts Scary Farm

See Halloween Haunt

The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.

Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Knotts Berry Farm

A theme park in southern california.

"Lets go to Knotts Berry Farm."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Monster

A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.

"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006