Puppygaurd

1. A derogatory word for people in online pvp games who protect a single location in a large group when it doesn't need it. Puppygaurders are either afraid to die, or have no idea how to play. Puppygaurding usually leads to a loss.
I just got out of and AB where we outnumbered the alliance, but we had 8 people puppygaurding lumbermill while everyone else split up and got eaten alive.
by meatwhistle June 09, 2010
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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle July 28, 2007
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Halloween Haunt

The worlds largest and most successful halloween themed event. It takes place during the month of october at Knotts Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. While there you can expect to be startled but not touched by Costumed people brandishing metal noise makers called "shaker cans" and ghouls with knee pads zooming towards you at high speeds screaming "FISHY!!!"

While there be sure to drink Berry Punch

also see Knotts Scary Farm
"I went to Halloween Haunt last night and and shit myself. omg."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Berry Punch

The most addictive beverage ever made. It can only be purchased at Knotts Berry Farm with a meal or in concentrate form.
"What did you do today?"
"I went to Knotts and got some Berry Punch."
"You son of a bitch."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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FISHY

A word used by some monsters to frighten and confuse guests at Halloween Haunt.
"hey Sarah"
"yes James?"
"You want to go watch the hanging over in..."
"FISHY!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Knotts Scary Farm

See Halloween Haunt

The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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