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Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.
Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....
by CakieWakie October 14, 2009
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Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".
Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?
by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005
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dorkfail

The collective noun for a group of massively multiplayer online role-playing gamers whose investment in a flawed product is so heavy that they lose all objectivity and sense of humour.
"Did you hear about the MMO that got a richly deserved review of 2/10 leading to a highly amusing collective breakdown on the part of its dorkfail user base?"
by c4r3b34r May 11, 2009
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Dork Disk

The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.
Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive
by alpha52 January 13, 2009
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Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
by Dr. Know April 7, 2005
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dork muffin

Someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers.
My sweetie Jen is such a dork muffin, but that is why I love her. *kisses her* Yummers... ;D
by HappySkies September 10, 2007
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Dork bait

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”
Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood dork bait for me to get into.
by dontuseyourrealname3 October 3, 2009
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