"So, You say yo' girl came out of the bathroom with a man, with her lipstick smeared and her hair ruffled...and you don't think this is slightly dodge?"
by Diego August 31, 2003
Get the dodgemug. Getting away quickly, jumping around or under something or avoiding something unpleasant. Verb: dodgeing.
-The rabbit dodged the hunters aiming gun.
-The football player dodged around the defense.
-The groom dodged his wedding.
-The football player dodged around the defense.
-The groom dodged his wedding.
by amtweaker November 25, 2005
Get the dodgedmug. Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.
NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.
by mac6433 April 13, 2005
Get the dodgemug. To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.
by Dangar The Mighty August 27, 2003
Get the dodgemug. by dominic200200 October 6, 2016
Get the dodgemug. The very worst car company in the world. Dodge is made up of ass licking soul-suckers, who sell cars that die after 50,000 miles.
Every person who has purchased one will agree that their Dodge was a complete piece of rotting horse shit.
If they say anything good about theirs, Dodge paid them to say so, plus they're robots who live off crack and bengay.
Every person who has purchased one will agree that their Dodge was a complete piece of rotting horse shit.
If they say anything good about theirs, Dodge paid them to say so, plus they're robots who live off crack and bengay.
by yummypinkblobs October 13, 2006
Get the dodgemug.