divorce

A legal seperation of the hearts and assets.

AKA I hate you; it's over; get the fuck out; that is all your shit, the rest is mine, you got too fat, I met someone new.
Tom came home after a 3 day crack binge to find all his clothes piled on his wife's front lawn partially burnt as the police served him a with a restraining order obtained by his crackhead wife who had been on a 5 day binge the week before.
by zeus_daughter2 August 31, 2003
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When your dad is emotionally abusive and pushes your mom and steals your stuff, and leaves, and your mom is crying all night, and says it's over, and dad gets an apartment and wants you to be with him, but you hate him, and eventually you never talk to him and it's almost like he never even existed?

That's divorce.
My parents are getting a divorce and it's nasty.
by dysfunctional family September 09, 2010
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divorce

A word that brings saddness to many and happiness to some.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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divorced

Someone who is divorced from their former husband or wife has separated from them and is no longer legally married to them.
He is divorced from Roxy's mother, Julia, but they live nearby
by Seif Hosam May 11, 2020
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Divorce.

The financial punishment in America for abandoning your friends and family for sex.
Yea I haven't seen Jason in 10 years, it's about time for him to get a divorce.
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Divorcitis

Breaking up isn’t hard to do when friends and neighbours are doing it too.

A person that divorces soon after or later on after a family member or friend had divorced. Or a group of friends that start divorcing because one among them divorced first and the other friends soon after that got ideas to divorce too. It's a social virus that's spreading to a neighborhood, workplace and family near you.
Friend 1: "Dave divorced 2 years ago and now his buddy Matt is seeing a lawyer and is getting started on divorcing his wife. How crazy is that?!"

Friend 2: "Whoa, who do you think is next? This is looking like divorcitis."
by WowzersAA October 22, 2010
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divorce

It's something that's way too common in America's society these days. It causes an awful lot of pain for the children of the parents. Often the children rarely ever get to see/visit one of the parents. The parents usually say "Don't worry, we're still friends" though loads of shit-talking goes on behind each other's backs. Leads to the parents dating other people because they "don't want to be alone", which may lead to a second marriage and a step-mom or step-dad who only seems to be there to give the children hell 24/7. Can cause depression. Divorces are complete bullshit.
Seeing my parents divorce has convinced me not to marry, since it's most likely that mine will end up the same way their's did.
by BlasianSensation October 24, 2004
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