Dirk

A noun or verb. Proper usage "a dirk." A dirk happens when a wealthy, famous male athelete, who can get any woman he wants, dates or marries an unattractive, trashy woman who is beneath him. It is especially applicable when a white athelete dates or marries an ugly, poor who is non-white.

Pedro, I am telling you, the second baseman for the Mets is A Dirk because he is dating an ugly, poor gold digger.

by dabbadee June 13, 2009

dirk

a large dumper; large human excrement

i took a dirk on josh's sisters chest...

by armwrestle May 14, 2006

dirk

slang for daren, darnoosh, derek

hey dirk, give me the coke

by Daren Slecto October 16, 2006

dirk

Someone that is being or is dirtytrifiling or a dykebutch, it can be a male of female. Or it's just another name to insult somone with.

Man don't mess wit her, she a dirk.

by Emmmms September 1, 2007

dirk

Pronounced "dierk"
On contrary to other common beliefs, a "dirk" is one who is annoying on a constant basis. However, "one-time" or "in the moment" dirks are those with the same traits but only for a short period of time. "Dirks" may also be marked as such due to a faulty, stupid, or inaccurate remark, and any other characteristic pertaining to obnoxious behavior.

"Fuckin' griffin, what a dirk."
or
"Don't be a dirk. Come on man, use a condom.

by Sir Pekorn November 4, 2011

Dirk Strider

A character from Homestuck, Dirk Strider is the paradox brother of Dave Strider and the Prince of Heart (e.g. Destroyer of Souls).

"Don't mess with that guy, I hear he fights like Dirk Strider!"

by Thatguy413 September 12, 2013

Dirk

a gender-neutral word to degrade a person. It can mean anything dirty word or combination of 2 or more words.

Dirk-ed, Dirk-ing, Dirks are all acceptable terms to use.

Paul is being a complete dirk today.
Look at that dirking woman.
That guy is dirking that woman.
She dirks that guys brains out.

by TAF119 June 24, 2012