dirk

v. to nag incessantly even when you have already received an answer. dirking is especially effective when ordering a liscence plate.

also dirked, dirking

Don't dirk me, I'll send you the liscence plate once it's in.

by dirkisanidiot August 13, 2003

Dirked

The feeling of excitement you have when the Dallas Mavericks win.

I got so Dirked when the Mavericks beat the Heat!

by Coltsteel December 7, 2011

dirk

a large dumper; large human excrement

i took a dirk on josh's sisters chest...

by armwrestle May 14, 2006

dirk

slang for daren, darnoosh, derek

hey dirk, give me the coke

by Daren Slecto October 16, 2006

dirk

Someone that is being or is dirtytrifiling or a dykebutch, it can be a male of female. Or it's just another name to insult somone with.

Man don't mess wit her, she a dirk.

by Emmmms September 1, 2007

dirk

Pronounced "dierk"
On contrary to other common beliefs, a "dirk" is one who is annoying on a constant basis. However, "one-time" or "in the moment" dirks are those with the same traits but only for a short period of time. "Dirks" may also be marked as such due to a faulty, stupid, or inaccurate remark, and any other characteristic pertaining to obnoxious behavior.

"Fuckin' griffin, what a dirk."
or
"Don't be a dirk. Come on man, use a condom.

by Sir Pekorn November 4, 2011

Dirk Strider

A character from Homestuck, Dirk Strider is the paradox brother of Dave Strider and the Prince of Heart (e.g. Destroyer of Souls).

"Don't mess with that guy, I hear he fights like Dirk Strider!"

by Thatguy413 September 12, 2013