Master of outwitting the squirrels, by wrapping on a window so that they fall from her birdfeeder into the pond below, Dottie is a being unmatched. She sits at the dining room table all day long with her saggy tits, smoking her cigarettes one by one, even though they told her she is sure to die, because she nearly did several years ago, and then again started smoking. She also tends to watch her 13-inch black and white television set even though she has a 32 inch color one in the living room, not to mention her son's humungous wang of well over (can't even be calculated right now, as he's currently sitting on it) the two tv's inches combined!
The rest of the Dottie definitions are without a doubt, absolutely wrong! Dottie, although she is hot, is not the hottest Dorothy alive! Just ask Toto after she lifted her skirt whilst singing "Over The Rainbow" and provided him with some red rocket treatment!
by I wish I could say that this was Devlin, but sadly I'm not THAT lucky!! April 14, 2005
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A large pair of perfectly formed convex curved spheres. Worn by the female of the species. Term originates from the parklands of Merseyside where the dottiebum could often be seen puffed out like a peacocks plumage.
1) Check out tha' ass. Sweeeet and jucay
2) that's no ass, man. That's a dottiebum a yum yum!
1) nice, nice
2) that's no ass, man. That's a dottiebum a yum yum!
1) nice, nice
by Huffin February 24, 2013
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Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: She strung me along, roped me in, and then dumped me. When I got with another girl, she stalked me and wanted me back.
Person 2: Sounds like an opportunist.
Person 1: Yep! She's pulling a Dottie!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: She strung me along, roped me in, and then dumped me. When I got with another girl, she stalked me and wanted me back.
Person 2: Sounds like an opportunist.
Person 1: Yep! She's pulling a Dottie!
by Thischickbelike May 19, 2018
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Lets hook up with some ditties tonight.
Damn, did you see those hot-ass ditties at the mall?
Yeah...I woulda hooked up with at least three of them, but I don't want to go to jail, so I fucked one of their dads instead.
Lets hook up with some ditties tonight.
Damn, did you see those hot-ass ditties at the mall?
Yeah...I woulda hooked up with at least three of them, but I don't want to go to jail, so I fucked one of their dads instead.
by Eliza Hitch January 17, 2008
Get the ditties mug.Similar to a long silence after hearing/seeing something idiotic, or when left speechless. Verbal replacement for ".........."
Person R: "Hey, would you eat a cow if it had maggots growing on its testicles?"
Person T: "Uhhh... I'm dot-dot-dotting you."
Person T: "Uhhh... I'm dot-dot-dotting you."
by Rahat Ahmed October 13, 2003
Get the dot-dot-dotting mug.A dumb bitch on Urbandictionary.com who another victim to the influence of Bush's propaganda. She's the epitome of all dumb sheep who fall for it, calling anyone who dares to challenge the President unpratriotic. Failing to realize by doing this she's being unpatriotic herself.
Dottina is dumb whore who's looking for attention cause she can't stand out from the legions of morons who bought Bush's propaganda.
by not Dottina June 16, 2003
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