dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012

butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 6, 2015

french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

by canovoid March 2, 2011

dinking around

to goof off for long periods of time when you should be doing important things.

quit dinking around and get busy with your chores

or

i was dinking around on the internet all day and never paid the phone bill or washed the clothes

by beccabee charmer May 8, 2008

Leisure Diving

The act of leaping into a body of water, fully clothed, while conducting an ordinary activity such as drinking coffee or reading a newspaper.

Dude, did you see Paul's leisure diving pic he posted on Facebook? It was so sweeeeet! Let's hit the pool!

by Pablo Honey 69 July 26, 2011