DickStraction

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007

dickstamp

when a "higher up" in an organization has to change a memo or idea simply to mark his territory.

We just got revisions back from the client and they have a ton of changes. Every asshole over there has to put his dickstamp on every goddamn thing we do.

by BaM Creative March 18, 2011

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

dickstriction

when a man witholds giving sex to his partner

I'm putting Vicky on dickstriction cause she has just been getting too much dick lately!

by Double DD January 25, 2008

dickstain

Person that is beneath contempt - needs to work his (or her) way up to be a douchebag

"Hey, Lorelei, there's some guy waving to you from across the street. Who is it?"

"Oh my god, let's get outta here, I don't wanna have to talk to that dickstain!!!"

by Goosehammer September 21, 2009

dicksaw

1)tool used to insert dick into the mouth or any other orfice one so choses

2)a word play designed to trick an unsuspecting dumbass into asking where the dicksaw is

guy: hey bitch you trippin, go get the dicksaw

bitch: where's the dicksaw?

guy: haha the dicksaw in ya mouth!!!!!

by caz money August 8, 2007

dick straw

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

by Goldenkitty April 4, 2017