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Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010
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Mack Dicking

The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"

Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
by steveymac December 13, 2016
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cheese dickin

Not paying attention or doing something irrelevant to what your supposed to be doing.
"Quit cheese dickin and pay attention!"
by DunnD54 October 25, 2008
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Blog Dicking

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!
That mofo blog dicker 'responded' to my comment saying, "Hey come visit my blog it's better!".

I hate blog dicking.
by Noeli July 18, 2007
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Rice Dicksie Treat

Rice Krispie Treat in the shape of a penis. Similar to a dickerdoodle.
Jenny made Rice Dicksie Treats for the bachelorette party.
by welestgw July 31, 2010
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dicking it

Dicking It
verb

\dik\iŋ\ˈit\

1. you completed a task successfully or got something right, pulled something off against all odds or cares.

"Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."

2. make (someone) feel admiration and respect.

3. make a mark or design on (an object) using the Penis or act; imprint.

"The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"

synonyms: make an impression on, have an impact on, influence, affect, move, stir, rouse, excite, inspire;dazzle, awe, overawe, take someone's breath away, amaze, astonish;

antonym: disappoint, FAIL, sucks, fucked up
1. "Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."

2. "Man, I was in complete awe at the way Tony Grown was dicking it last night, I need some definite pointers."

3. "The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"
by eclectic313 February 3, 2014
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Dickskin

The term ‘dickskin’ refers to the visibility of veins on the body. Commonly used by regular gym goers to complement on one’s vascular appearance.
“Wow, look at that sick dickskin on his forearms, impressive!”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”
by YaBoiJaycop October 24, 2018
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