dickhold

A man that fondles his penis because no one else will do it for him.

Mike is such a dickhold since he became single

by Chrisfromwis October 19, 2006

dickfornuts

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

by ba all the way November 10, 2004

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

Dickdacity

When you think your dick is good enough to have the audacity to be bold

He had the dickdacity to block you because you didn’t want to link.

by Kaayeb March 17, 2021

YFB dickhole trick

Inserting your tongue into a guys dickhole under a blowjob. The Mans orgasm might make him black out or lose the ability to speak.

I showed this girl my YFB bracelet so she went down on me and used the YFB dickhole trick. Man i couldn’t walk for 10 min afterwards

by Hvalen Hvalborg May 20, 2018

DickDownie

Any person who gets intoxicated and proceedes to not inform his friend when he is about to get caught urinating in a parking garage, frequently discusses masturbation on double-decker busses in London

Dude, you were so trashed last night. Way to pull a dickdownie.

by Ted McPherson November 16, 2006

dickcock

the mixture of dick and cock, which is indeed the same yet the two combined is twice as insulting as one alone.

fucking dickcock!

by Cloudy March 30, 2004