The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.
Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
by clarebear81 April 2, 2011
Get the diary tennismug. It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
Get the FU diarymug. images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.
by dp & ah January 12, 2009
Get the diddle diarymug. The Emo Diaries are a sequence of ten albums released by Deep Elm records. While they were originally meant to be called the "emotional diaries", this was found to be too long to fit on the CD cover and was thus shortened. Possibly the origin of the word "emo" as it is known today.
The Emo Diaries showcase a lot of great bands, including Samiam, Jejune, Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever, Movielife, Desert City Soundtrack, Planes Mistaken For Stars, The Appleseed Cast, Pop Unknown, etc.
by i like to knit, fool December 12, 2008
Get the emo diariesmug. The vampire diaries is about a teenage girl named Elena Gilbert who meets a boy named Stefan Salavtore and learns that he is a beautiful bastard vampire, Elena thinks she loves him until she meets Stefans older brother, Damon Salvatore. A much older, hotter, version of Stefan. THIS
by Gracie Goose October 29, 2020
Get the The Vampire Diariesmug. used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.
"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."
by Krkič February 24, 2019
Get the Dear Diarymug. A notebook that a person most often rites down every detail of all her sexual experences most often for 411 ing so she can make her boyfriend ect. also experence her sexual experences in his imagination.
For example she can look in it and think,"oh, I gave a blowjob that day and it was the firest time I swallowed cum.
For example she can look in it and think,"oh, I gave a blowjob that day and it was the firest time I swallowed cum.
by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010
Get the sex diarymug.