Extremely liquid and explosive poo, making all those popping and crackling sounds and keeps you stuck on the toilet to experience pain and suffering because the shit coming down your ass won't end. Either that or you gotta go back to the bathroom every 10-30 minutes for the next 3 hours+
I had a dinner diary and I was locked up in the bathroom for 40 minutes. I was so happy when it was over, but unfortunately that wasn't the last dinner diary I had that day.
by CuunCuunLips April 23, 2023
The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.
Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
by clarebear81 March 16, 2011
images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.
by dp & ah January 12, 2009
The Emo Diaries are a sequence of ten albums released by Deep Elm records. While they were originally meant to be called the "emotional diaries", this was found to be too long to fit on the CD cover and was thus shortened. Possibly the origin of the word "emo" as it is known today.
The Emo Diaries showcase a lot of great bands, including Samiam, Jejune, Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever, Movielife, Desert City Soundtrack, Planes Mistaken For Stars, The Appleseed Cast, Pop Unknown, etc.
by i like to knit, fool January 07, 2007
The vampire diaries is about a teenage girl named Elena Gilbert who meets a boy named Stefan Salavtore and learns that he is a beautiful bastard vampire, Elena thinks she loves him until she meets Stefans older brother, Damon Salvatore. A much older, hotter, version of Stefan. THIS
by Gracie Goose October 29, 2020
used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.
"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."
by Krkič February 24, 2019
A notebook that a person most often rites down every detail of all her sexual experences most often for 411 ing so she can make her boyfriend ect. also experence her sexual experences in his imagination.
For example she can look in it and think,"oh, I gave a blowjob that day and it was the firest time I swallowed cum.
For example she can look in it and think,"oh, I gave a blowjob that day and it was the firest time I swallowed cum.
by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010