Dial-up

Very slow

Brad: Is Kyle ever going to be ready to leave for the party?

Steve: No. He's dial-up so we will be here a while.

by CarlReiner February 8, 2012

Dalup

Healthy Vibes

You sure have Dalup

by AvonSmith August 30, 2019

dial-up

a type of internet connection that doesn’t allow you to use your phone line while connected to the internet and slow af. also the type of internet that the family of uraraka ochaco can afford since they’re broke af.

x: let me check my mail, maybe my friends sent something…
*dialing*
*6 hours lates*
x: whoa, this urban dictionary site is so fun!
*end of the month*
dad of x: hmm, phone bill… wait $500?
dad of x: SON WTF IS THIS BILL?

x: Dad I can explain-
dad of x: ENOUGH DIAL-UP FOR YOU I’M CONFISCATING YOUR FUCKING MODEM!

by Turkroach in ud ジ May 31, 2021

didalupe

Another word for a cunt or cockbag

She is acting like a didalupe

by Caspiancri August 23, 2021

dislupery

The oral focus for a slippery plus a "d"

The way the stairs are focused makes everything dislupery.

by [e-mail] November 17, 2022

Dial-Up Modem

A computer that requires a telephone line to communicate to another machine on the other side and do a data transfer, often times connected to a PC for use

Person 1 (An newbie): "The Dial-Up modem made weird sounds while I waited for it to connect to the Internet....."

Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Dilupulous

Wonderful; Having Great Value

I had a DILUPULOUS day today.

by LeGoatMane February 27, 2025