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Dew Knob

Dew Knob is a mixed drink. Half Mountain Dew half Knob Creek on the rocks. A top shelf bourbon with a non traditional mixer.
Hey Al make me a stiff Dew Knob, today was hectic.
by Stacc4twank March 30, 2009
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Dew Burger

That act of ejaculating into ones own hand, then eating it.
Want to go to McDonald's for dinner? No, I'm just gonna stay in and have a Dew Burger.
by Blackburn Graphics January 25, 2011
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dew rag

Something a guy uses to clean up semen after rowin' oak. It's a pun on "do rag."
Hey, did you notice all the dew rags beside Elliot's bed? I guess that dude just creams corn all day long!
by Black Santa August 23, 2006
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Dew Baby

Noun: A derogatory term used to describe mountain children who are raised primarily on Mountain Dew. These Children are characterized by poor hygiene, rotting teeth, and a general disregard for schooling. Proceed with caution as they can be dangerous in pack situations and startle easily.
"Look Lauren, there is a teenage mother beating a Dew Baby over by the shoe section in Wal-Mart. I hope they don't see us."
by Tins for lunch September 14, 2011
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dew run rum

a drink that consists of 1 part bacardi 151 and mountain dew
i had 16 dew run rums and pissed my pants
by smitty savoie July 24, 2006
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Dew Fairy

A term that can basically be used to describe anyone. Most commonly it is associated with homosexual men or men wearing strange clothing, though this way is not always an insult, simply an observation. It is very rarely associated with women, despite actual Dew Fairies being female. Anyone prancing about or dancing can easily be called a Dew Fairy. It is an insult but not exactly a serious one.

Other words that are associated with this are:
Doo Fairy (As in feces)
'Doo Fairy (As in Scooby Doo)
Do Fairy (As in doing things)
'Do Fairy (As in Hairdo)
Due Fairy (As in being due)

The nice thing about this insult is that it can be translated to any of the others without the person knowing, so an insult can be transferred into a compliment should your boss accidentally overhear you calling him a Doo Fairy or Dew Fairy. Simply switch to Do Fairy, and explain that you were simply saying he does a good job at doing his work, etc.

This insult is otherwise seen in the eyes of the beholder and can be translated however you'd like.
That guy is such a Dew Fairy. Just look at how he walks.
by Cailism September 20, 2010
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Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.
Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.
by valleymd December 18, 2011
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