beautiful distraction

When one is beautifully distracted by someone is such a way that everything else in the world seems to disappear. All their attention and focus is consumed by the beautiful distraction often leaving that person captivated and mesmerized. In rare and precious instances, this encounter turns into something so much more meaningful than a “distraction” and the purest form of true love evolves.

My Beautiful Distraction, you are my life and now we are eternal in another way. Our love is never ending … I love you❤️

by BossHog00721 July 7, 2022

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.

He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

by Bhen1 July 5, 2016

weapon of mass distraction

Seriously large breasts

Tit

by Poon Tang September 26, 2003

Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

Chili Ring Destruction

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.

chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.

by dr fudge November 22, 2011

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.

I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.

by Klips January 10, 2006