Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.
by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006
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When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.
Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."
Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."
Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."
Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
by VinBorges April 24, 2007
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The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
by I<3DH September 10, 2008
Get the Desperate Housewives mug.(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.
(verb) To create or promote such material.
Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
(verb) To create or promote such material.
Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011
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Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011
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2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
by ben November 18, 2003
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