Desk Break

while working your desk job, you stop your work and visit something to interest you. or relaxing and very unwork related

after I finished that email, I took a desk break until i went home.

by Christopher French January 19, 2008

Desk Harvest

The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).

"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

Desk Anchor

When a gentleman becomes aroused at his office desk and is not able to get up without causing offense or embarrassment.

office telephone conversation with your girlfriend "I was thinking about last night, now totally desk anchored and can't get to my meeting"

by _yellowGoldfish August 25, 2010

desk cum

When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.

Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?

by Jeromezone May 6, 2019

Desk Muncher

Slang for a person with a touch of the tism

Man that kid counting toothpicks is a desk muncher

by TotallyKevin August 3, 2023

Desk Pop

The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk.

I performed my first desk pop today.

by Adonaii August 9, 2010

desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head

"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."

by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007