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Deschissen

A decision that has been made and that is retrospectively perceived as very disadvantageous, or "beschissen". It is a portmanteau word and is composed of the English word "decision" and the German word "beschissen" which means crappy. Because of the similar tonality, a fusion of these words lends itself to expressing one's own regret about a decision made in the past in one word with an acoustic shortcut, so to speak.
To spend our vacation in this hotel was a deschissen
by Benjaste August 25, 2023
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DeSchutter

The act of making a mess of things through self gratification.
Dude, I was watching this porno and I just DeSchuttered all over myself!

Hey, did you just DeSchutter yourself? You have a stain on your shirt.
by UCI Gil December 14, 2008
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deshitify

(v.) To remove undesirable qualities from a faulty entity.
"If I don't deshitify this essay, I'll surely receive a poor grade."
"Your bong is full of air leaks. A little electrical tape would help deshitify it."
"At this point, only intensive counseling will deshitify my life."
by My name will be blank! December 23, 2009
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Dechildration

A state a pedophile enters when not having enough children which leads to the pedo blacking out or becoming unconscious.
"This pedophile has entered a state of dechildration, he's unconscious, get the defibrilator!!"
by frodohasthering October 30, 2009
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deshiba

fuck u deshiba
by band4819fdshseheherhesrheshseh January 31, 2018
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Descriptivism

A theory that Boletus is just Riverman on an alt, masturbating through his steaming tears after a ban.
I can't believe that descriptivism proved that Joe has arms.
by free my man dday November 6, 2018
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Descriptography

A audible description of imagery. A descriptographic phrase helps someone visualise imagery in their heads.
I wrote a descriptographic poem that helped explain how the water swayed in a cyclonic vortex sucking driftwood into the waters depths.

I really enjoy reading stories that partake in Descriptography.
by Descriptography December 7, 2020
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