Deschissen

A decision that has been made and that is retrospectively perceived as very disadvantageous, or "beschissen". It is a portmanteau word and is composed of the English word "decision" and the German word "beschissen" which means crappy. Because of the similar tonality, a fusion of these words lends itself to expressing one's own regret about a decision made in the past in one word with an acoustic shortcut, so to speak.

To spend our vacation in this hotel was a deschissen

by Benjaste August 25, 2023

DeSchutter

The act of making a mess of things through self gratification.

Dude, I was watching this porno and I just DeSchuttered all over myself!

Hey, did you just DeSchutter yourself? You have a stain on your shirt.

by UCI Gil December 14, 2008

deshitify

(v.) To remove undesirable qualities from a faulty entity.

"If I don't deshitify this essay, I'll surely receive a poor grade."
"Your bong is full of air leaks. A little electrical tape would help deshitify it."
"At this point, only intensive counseling will deshitify my life."

by My name will be blank! December 23, 2009

Dechildration

A state a pedophile enters when not having enough children which leads to the pedo blacking out or becoming unconscious.

"This pedophile has entered a state of dechildration, he's unconscious, get the defibrilator!!"

by frodohasthering October 30, 2009

deshiba

fat ugly hoe

fuck u deshiba

by band4819fdshseheherhesrheshseh January 31, 2018

Descriptivism

A theory that Boletus is just Riverman on an alt, masturbating through his steaming tears after a ban.

I can't believe that descriptivism proved that Joe has arms.

by free my man dday November 6, 2018

Descriptography

A audible description of imagery. A descriptographic phrase helps someone visualise imagery in their heads.

I wrote a descriptographic poem that helped explain how the water swayed in a cyclonic vortex sucking driftwood into the waters depths.

I really enjoy reading stories that partake in Descriptography.

by Descriptography December 7, 2020