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detention

an annoying ass place you go to when your teachers dont like you or your just plain out reterted
justin, u have detention
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Descention

a kickass mason-dixon metal band from Louisville, KY.
I went to see Descention at one of the biggest venues in Louisville,KY last night and it was so packed I couldn't move.Descention rocks!
by guitarist502 March 9, 2010
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After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 15, 2008
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derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!
Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
by LankymanDan November 9, 2009
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serbu detention center

a shit whole where they think lockin you up is goin to stop you from gettin in trouble. some of the probation officers there are dumb ass bitches who think they own you. Dont let them trick you. They fuck you over every chance they get! So be warned.
by TheeBitch101 January 4, 2011
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Derection

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.
Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."
by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011
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friend-tervention

Reconnecting with an old friend you haven't seen in a while
Ok we seriously need a friend-tervention because I heard this song on the radio and it reminded me of you and how much I miss you! I need to see you!!!
by TophEER June 16, 2011
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