african engineering

See also Nigger Rig

He nigger rigged that, so be careful!

by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004

Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.

Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.

by Social Studies Major April 19, 2019

Bengineering

The act of creating/modifying/ghetto-engineering something effectively, usually with great force and with as little financial outlay as possible.

"That looks like you made it out of zipties, ducttape and some wooden pallets. I'm getting tetanus just looking at it. Does it work?"

"I'm bengineering it. How could it not?"

by orias0_o January 23, 2014

engineering major

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.

Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.

by Clearly written by an engineer February 16, 2012

Engineering Design Process

1. Identify problem
2. Research that shit
3. Develop possible solutions; no retarded ideas
4. Select a non-shit solution

5. Build that shit
6. Test and evaluate that shit
7. Improve that shit
8. Repeat if needed

Tom: "hey, I need help with this tech-ed assignment"
Jeremy: "just use the Engineering Design Process, you fucking melon"

by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

engineering drop

A new software/hardware release without any test or review.

- I created a new engineering drop!
- Great so you didn't tested it.

by GrabbAkkok March 2, 2020

engineering physicists

A fancy way to say neither.

Q: So you're a engineering physicists? Does that make you more of an engineer or a physicist?
A: Neither.

by Vis Viva September 26, 2009