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Meat On Demand

Two people who marry and fuck each other silly!!!
Wife: Sexy hubby, where is my Meat on Demand?

Hubby: Ritgh here in my pants! (pointing at his junk)
by Nerd blast September 12, 2016
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Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please
Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?
by DDstyle May 24, 2022
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demanning

The act of being made less of a man by the removal of the testicals
If any guys drink my gin, i'm demanning them!
by Mighty Min December 18, 2008
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Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
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Delaeney

Delaeney has such hot dogs Jesus max is a hunk
by Not gay just alone June 4, 2020
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delaet

A creepy, overweight douchebag who masks his man-crushes on tall, dark-haired, athletic men by lamely hitting on underage girls only to be shot down time and time again. A person who never gets laid. A chronic masterbater.
Eric: Hey you have nice fingernails.
Allison: Um...thanks I guess.
Eric: Do you know my friend Derrick? He is awesome. He could have fun in a cardboard box!
Allison: That's kinda creepy. It sounds like you have a man-crush on him. You are such a delaet.
by O'Hanlon December 10, 2008
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supply and demand

lower demand=cheaper, higher demand=pricier, another bullshit excuse to get ripped off by the market. The US Economy is run by motherfucking retards.
Supply and Demand is why things nowadays cost too damn much.
by smektala ahmed June 2, 2015
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