depressed egg

That unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those Zoloft commercials.

*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*

by Arm December 17, 2004

getting dressed

Masturbating on the run.

"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"

by Adenia Volkensii April 11, 2005

depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef

Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.

by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016

Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

by melissssssssssssssssssssssss May 12, 2007

depressed

a word which is overused by people who are upset and have no idea how people who suffer from depression feel

guy 1 - I'm depressed

guy 2 - my Aunty suffers from depression and you have no idea!

by bassboy12 November 7, 2012

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
ˈhapəlē/Submit
adverb

de·pressed
dəˈprest/Submit
adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.

"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."

by LessThanEthical July 5, 2017