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Cicero-deficiency

A mental health sickness primarily caused by not being in the location Cicero.

Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero

Severe symptoms may include

•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero
You see that dude chasing the bag yea he suffer from Cicero-deficiency
by CTBK April 16, 2022
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Physichonex Deficiency

Cause / Symptoms: The cause of this disease is the addiction to the physical touch and smell of another person, early symptoms are grave tiredness that leads mild headaches. Symptoms first appear 2 days after becoming addicted to a person. Later and the most grave symptom is insanity which will be the final symptom 8 days after the initial addiction.

Cure / Treatment: The only cure or treatment to this disease is to be held in the arms by the person who you are addicted to.
Damnit, she was so pretty I think I got addicted, I might have Physichonex Deficiency now.
by FatBoiBigDick February 20, 2023
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Skill deficiency

The state of having a rather large lack of skill. Synonym: skill deficiency
Wow! Jamie is frying him right now. He must have a really large skill deficiency.
by mbow00 February 27, 2026
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Person Deficiency

Person deficiency (noun)
A state involving the absence of a certain individual or person in one's life. The severe lack of a certain individual in one's life. It often leads to longing, emotional emptiness, or feelings related to sadness.

Person-deficient (Adjective)
Describes someone currently experiencing person deficiency — missing someone intensely.

The word 'person' may be replaced with a name, nickname, or any personal reference, including second and third-person pronouns.
"Mehdi unknowingly inflicted me with person deficiency."
"I am completely Mohammed-deficient this week."
"I've been you-deficient for a long time."
"How can I deal with my deficiency of her?"
"I've been feeling very him-deficient lately."
by LycorisRHH May 4, 2025
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Gratitude Deficiency

Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/

Definition:

A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.

Common side effects:

Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.

Not to be confused with:

Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.

Treatment options:

Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
•“She didn’t even say thank you after everything I did. That girl’s got a serious case of gratitude deficiency.”
by Mrs.Get.Dough May 14, 2025
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Gratitude Deficiency

Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/

Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.

Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.

Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe

Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim

Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"

Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025
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Sausage Deficiency

Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.
Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
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