Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Decode

Awsome song by Paramore.

You can hear It on the Twilight soundtrack.

Decode-by Paramore

How did we get here?
I used to know you so well
How did we get here?
I think I know

by R u ppl friggin dead inside?! December 21, 2008

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

devidere

Devidere: when a character completely ignores the main character, in a feeble attempt to make him/her jealous. Usually devidere's are jealous of other relations their loved ones have and will try to ruin it from the side lines.

Guy:Will you go out with me? Devidere:Did you hear something? *week later*. Guy:will you go out with me? Random girl:Sure. *Devidere gives evil stare*. Girl:Actually... I can't. Sorry!

by YouDon'tKnow? April 21, 2014

dope decade

Term for the late 60\'s early 70\'s. An era where drug usage was high among the average American.

Many hippies lived freely during the dope decade

by Tony Shahreza April 26, 2005

Devil's Decade

Going 24 hours(or more) without the act of pooping; the act of being constipated for longer than a day; When your false excretions seem like an evil decade.

Guy: Hey man that opiate binge has got be going through a Devil's Decade.

Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.

by TIMandALEX August 28, 2012

Decadent danny

When one man, who is successful, shits in another man (who is useless)'s mouth. The unsuccessful man then fully swallows the shit. This shit is then puked back up into the first man's mouth, and the process is continued. It has been said that when Danny was feeling very frisky, he swallowed poop that was regurgitated 27 times.

Gay guy at the bar- "Hey danny, why don't you get a job?"
Decadent Danny- "Because, Gay guy at the bar, I am too busy chewing this large log that is entering my mouth. I will then swallow it, and puke it back up, so I can taste it again with my own puke; mixed with the puke of success. That way, I can at least taste the slightest bit of success, even if it contains my own excraments.

by MattacularMatt October 28, 2011