dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

The Dean

Where a woman and a man with two dicks, have sex.

"Oh ariel, please Dean me"

U have two dicks? Let's do the Dean

A woman tried to mug me so I Deaned her

I love to Dean Dean Dean

by Dog Meat 959 January 13, 2015

will dean

a synonym for "fritz"

Guy 1:Oh look at that guy, isn't his name 'Felix'?
Guy 2: Yeah, but we call him Fritz
Guy 1: Oh, you mean like 'Will Dean'!
Guy 2: Exactly!

by It's an otter September 21, 2020

A dean

A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.

You are a dean

by Farmboy6968 March 22, 2020

Dean.

Dean.

When you see dean is typing you must simply put “Dean.” Into said groupchat

by Poland man June 24, 2021

The Dean

"The dean", or simply"Dean", as he is more commonly referred to, is a supreme being, thought to be the pinnacle of human evolution. Traits include a British accent, a constantly changing hairstyle, and a body magnitude so large that he consistently takes up two seat spots on the sofa in the boy's houses. As a result, another name for him is "Deanosaurus Rex", although this is less commonly used than the latter. In fact, so great is his holiness, that it is thought he is learning to become a farmer. What a stunner.

"Have you seen the Dean today?"

"I think Dean went with josh to the loo"

"Goddamn Dean can be mean!"

by Cap'n Spank July 06, 2019

Dean

A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.

The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!

by James Hightower December 12, 2007