Dean

Someone who beats women, children and anything that moves. Deans often like to stare at people from a distance and carry around sharp, pointed objects just to be a dick with. If you ever find a Dean, make sure to punch him square in the face before he does the same to you.

Have to heard about that guy who hit that woman.
Yeah, what a dean.

by F4therDoug June 3, 2018

dean

A "dean" is someone or something that is lame or whack. You can also use "deaner" or "on dean".

This party is dean lets skirt.
That kid is such a deaner.
You are so on dean.

by Steez RP October 5, 2006

Dean

dick eating ass nigga

bitch scared of a smaller person than him his gay ass and his daddy

dean likes to eat dick as fishsticks

by EatMyb00ty May 29, 2019

dean

Dean, a handsome, caring, lit man. He cares about every one in his life and loves his job. He works very hard every day to provide for his loved ones.

Women: wow Dean is such an awesome person.

by Auria N. June 18, 2018

Dean

Normally has a micropenis. The Deans of the world are normally pussies, who do not know whether they are attracted to men, women, or animals. When a Dean is angry he will attempt to unplug your laptop.

Girl 1: "Ohhh Dean has such a small penis"
Girl 2: "I know it didn't hurt at all when he put it in"

by JerBear51995 September 2, 2016

Dean

Loser, pretty much the biggest loser around.

girl: look it's dean donatellllllli
guy: yeah his name really suits him.

(he's a loser)

by boobsandstuff April 17, 2011

Dean

The most annoying person to possibly live, claims to have a massive cock when in actual fact it is the size of a tic-tac. Deans are generally unpopular and ugly, always annoying and unpleasant to be around. People called Dean are very untrustworthy and are known to talk about you behind your back.

Did you hear about the person that got deaned

by Mecrepepe June 1, 2018