Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit

When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.

by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009

Doody Man

The Doody man is a man who makes a doody and gives it to you on special occasions.

The doody man brought me a doody for my birthday!!

by Kadaken January 7, 2005

doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.

My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.

by Fisty McGee August 2, 2006

doody bun

Fat poopy ass wit duh poob

Marsha: my doody bun yum
Richard Nixon: mmm, doody bun good

by SuckaFatOneuwu May 27, 2020

Howdy Doody

Getting up and looking into the toilet before flushing to see what's there.

Even though he was in a hurry, Buford performed a "Howdy Doody" before finished his business.

by ExecUtron May 15, 2007

Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.

Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.

by kulamur May 14, 2010