leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.

Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

wetback doughnut

A slang term for churro, the deliciously sweet and fatty foot long twisted stick of deep fried dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Usually sold at amusement parks and the like for some asinine price like $5 each.

Hey Pancho, dos wetback doughnuts porfavor.

by J_81 September 10, 2008

mane dough

A reply to people in disagreement. Alternative form of saying no.

Can Christmas come any slower?
Mane dough.
You think that girl is sexy?
Mane dough.

by Mike Breezy December 7, 2009

trophy daughter

The perfect daughter. Appreciated more as an item rather than a person, usually her parents have high expectations for her grades and expect for her to be musically talented as well.

"Man did you see Tammy?"

"Yeah, I feel so bad for her because all her parents see her as is a trophy daughter."

by KilljoysNeverDie2001 October 10, 2013

Lil Uzis Daughter

Lil Uzis Daughter is Mariam, Mariam (lil uzis daughter) became uzis daughter after uzi nutted in brittany in the money longer music video from 2016 !!!

Mariam Is lil uzis daughter

by ahsheh6263 April 19, 2023

doughaphobia

An extreme irrational fear of raw dough(not relating to whether or not it contains raw eggs.)

Symptoms: nausea or discomfort whilst looking at, smelling and possibly even the thought of raw dough.

"I have doughaphobia"
-or-
Friend: *sees you eating raw cookie dough* *throws up*
you: what's wrong?
friend: that was so gross!
you: my cookie dough?
friend: yes! I have doughaphobia

by @sarahbellaweasley September 27, 2018