synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011

latecation

When you can't take a vacation, so instead you just show up late all week.

I need a vacation, but a latecation is all I can afford.

by KingPhilip August 14, 2012

HATECATION

WHEN A PERSON STARTS HATING ON YOU AGAIN,
A BRIEF PERIOD OF PEACE!

WHEN YOU START TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE,AND A HATER IS MAD OR UPSET WITH YOUR PROGRESS,
THIS HATER IS FRESH OFF HATECATION PLAYER
HATING STARTS OFF BRAND NEW!

by DA ENIGMA May 21, 2009

Hatecation

This is a new word. "hatecation(s)" is a combination of the words hate & vacation(s). So it basically means that you are takeing a vacation from hateing. People who say they are takeing a hatecation will often be more positive & a lot nicer to people... until they decide to start being haters again... if only it could last for ever. Haha... (hate-vacation)

An example would be, they took a hatecation, & so they're friends now... only for now. Ha, I guess it's temporary, see it while it lasts :)

by XRawrGorg3ousX September 8, 2009

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018