Darwin Carpet-bomber 

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941

"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"

Darwin Carpet-bomber by Maggrig February 19, 2010

darwin baby 

A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.

Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"

darwin baby by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Darwin Dad 

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

Darwin Dad by scott wallis February 11, 2017

darwin award 

the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?

i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one

darwin award by mr knowlage December 28, 2003

Darwin Award 

An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.

How pathetic do you have to be to get disqualified for a Darwin Award?

Darwin Award by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010

Darwin Stubbie 

Darwin Stubbie is available from

Australia's Northern Territory.
It is sold in a 2 litre bottle

It is quite expensive and thus mostly a tourist gimmick. The Darwin Stubby was first introduced in April 1958 with an 80-imperial-fluid-ounce (2,270 ml; 76.9 U.S. fl oz) capacity.

Darwin Stubbies are awesome to get pissed on, they have 2 lires of beer in them. Good for the hot Darwin weather mate.

Darwin Stubbie by pantspirate June 10, 2009

Darwin Dangle 

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.

Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.

Darwin Dangle by DangleSighter September 11, 2011