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Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
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danish curlers

a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.

"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"

"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 16, 2009
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Danish

The citizens and language of Denmark. Often used synonymous with "hot", "awesome" or just "genious".
1. So, is he hot?
-He is Danish.
-Oh, I see, nice going girl!

2. Is it genious or just very clever?
-Its Danish.
-OH, wow..I wish I was Danish too.
by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008
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Daanish

Daanish is an all-around phenomenal guy. Daanish wins all the girls hearts over with his. Daanish is very sweet and comforting and will always do nice things for the ones he loves. Daanish is also very protected, don't mess with his girl or he might get mad! Daanish can be quite sensitive at times but is also very chill when it comes to jokes. Daanish can be a calm, play it by the books type of guy but, he's also not afraid to have a little fun, you only live once! Daanish is very passionate about the things he loves and does. Daanish has an amazing good side and it is always great to be on it. If you get on his bad side, though, he also has a very BAD bad side. If you are loyal and caring to Daanish, he will always be the same way back. If you are mean and rude to Danish, he is not afraid to let you know how he feels. Daanish is also a good investor. Daanish works hard to earn money and pay bills. Daanish is also very smart and studies hard to ensure he will get a good job. Overall, Daanish is one of the most amazing friends you could ever have.
He is a Daanish Person
by Manline names November 29, 2021
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Danish

Danish is the language spoken in Denmark. Many Norwegian and Swedish speakers also understand Danish.

Only few words differs from Norwegian, but the pronunciation is very different. You can say Danish is Norwegian spoken with your mouth full of mashed potatoes.
"Dude, the Norwegian guy ate mashed potatoes during our conversation. It sounded Danish"
by danishguy19 March 7, 2010
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Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!
by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010
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Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade
Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!
by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011
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