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dubai datebook

When an older rich man pays for your trip to dubai in exchange for your services
She always has new clothes because shes in that dubai datebook
by lesbiansagree October 27, 2018
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Kyle Dubas

Kyle Dubas is a total pussy who likes to suck everyone’s dick to make them happy no matter what the cost and he has a stupid face and he is stupid because he’s fucking gay as fuck because he’s like will I won’t trade you like what kind of pussy ass lil dude says some fuck shit alone those lines I mean the guy is an absolute pussy who has no idea how to run a team I mean 10.5M for Matthews to play like 60 something games is literally like fingering a fish and 6.9 for nylander is like drowning a fish I mean come on leafs nation he’s got 7 M to sign Mitch what kind of dick face signs Mitch on a 7 M budget I’ll tell you the New York Islanders who are gonna offer sheet him so hard Kyle Dubas will curl up and give himself a blowjob
That guy who tried to suck his own dick is such a Kyle Dubas
by Dontworryaboutit3416 July 2, 2019
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Dubai

a city which dumb idiots like the one above thinks is based on oil. the truth is, the oil sector makes up only around 6% of the DUBAI economy (2005). further diversification of the economy means that Dubai's oil sector will become an increasingly smaller contributor to the city's economy. an historical review of dubai shows that Dubai is, and always has been an important commercial and trading hub. dubai is also a city where racist people like the one above assume (maybe they were influenced by the evil guards in Disney's "Aladdin") that women are executed for being raped. The truth is that although drug traffickers can be faced with execution, execution is virtually never used as a punitive measure. Furthermore, the city has an extremely low crime rate unlike many American cities, where in spite of the so called "freedoms" women have, the raping and abuse of women is daily fare. Dubai is also a place where idiots like the one above characterize as being anti-semitic. this is also a deliberate attempt to misinform people as while the city is vehemently anti-zionist, it is in no way anti-semitic. anything less than tolerance and acceptance is not to be expected when one visits Dubai - a city where 85% of the population is made up of first generation immigrants from over 150 countries.
Dubai is the future.
by Alan Paige September 21, 2008
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Dubai Dump

Dubai has been creating man-made islands off its shores for the past few years. A "Dubai Dump" occurs when after dropping a deuce, you look into the bowl and realize that your waste has broken the surface of the water, creating an island.
Your Grandma's pot roast is amazing, but almost always leads to a Dubai Dump.
by bmurder January 6, 2010
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Dubai summer

Very inappropriate word especially when used in public, describing period from late May until the September. Average temperatures are reaching 50 degrees celsius and humidity is up to 100%. Time when UAE expat population goes to their home country for vacation or spends 24 hours in air conditioned areas such as shopping malls, ski slopes, ice rinks, shopping malls etc. During this period of time natural sauna is free to all residents.
Taxi driver: Where ma´m?
Passenger: ...damn its hot...
Taxi driver: Ma´m where you go?
Passenger: To that Starbucks over there across the road, take the u-turn and then we come back here. This Dubai summer is gonna kill me sweating.
Taxi driver: (extremely annoyed face because of being hired for a 500m distance)
by Klarita July 4, 2009
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dubai

A city in the middle of the desert (United Arab Emirates) with lots of fancy architecture and artificial islands. Dubai was a noname town 20 years ago, but now suddenly wants to be on par with cities such as Chicago or Seoul.

Despite its "heavenly" appearance that its wealthy owners constantly brag about, the city faces many issues. About 80% of its residents are migrant workers who built the city but get paid jack shit and sleep eight to a room. They're not much better off than slaves. The city's economy and culture is completely built around tourism so naturally prostitution is very present in Dubai, despite being illegal. Children often are forced into being camel jockeys and are sometimes physically and sexually abused. Homosexuals get executed when caught, since being gay is illegal in the UAE.

The city will soon be home to the completed Burj Dubai, the world's tallest skyscraper. Also the tallest building in history to be built entirely by slave labor.
Steve: Wow, I heard Dubai went up in less than a decade? Isn't that amazing?

Chris: Not really. It's not that hard to build a city when you have 1.3 million slaves doing it for you.
by BagelsForever March 12, 2008
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dubass

a term used by people with stuffy noses to indicate that another person is stupid or has just done something stupid.
person 1: this new akon video is awesome!
person 2: you are a dubass. *sniffles*
by Kaybublz May 7, 2007
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