downstairs outsidies

feeling a girls but, outside her pants.

Man, i got great downstairs outsidies last night!

by pfth December 31, 2009

downstairs department

A more modest name for the femal genital area.

Joey: "Have you seen Jen's downstairs department?"
Kyle:"Yeah it's so tight!"

by JoeyHollis February 13, 2010

eat at the downstairs restaurant

Common form of describing the act of eating pussy, ie cunninglingus

I am going to eat at the downstairs restaurant tonight

by ShiningWit June 26, 2007

downstairs crew

Founded in the fall of 2005 by two industrious and charismatic seniors at The Colorado College, originally consisting of only two elite members, it has since circled the globe many times in its membership capacity. The Downstairs Crew was founded on a rash and utter disregard for the opinions of others and the standards of society. As a snowball rolling down a mountains so too did the Downstairs Crew gain in popularity and belligerence, to the point that by the end of their senior year they were considered to be the most prolific and destructive tag team since The Road Warriors of the late eighties. Early on their antics included getting banned (for life) from many dorms and throwing an unprecedented number of keg parties. Considered by all accounts to have slept with over 100,000 women in total (many at the same time), the Downstairs Crew has been implicated, but never convicted, in thousands of criminal cases, ranging from petty larceny to international espionage. Known to often drink over 500 beers in any given night the Downstairs Crew embodies all that is awesome. In fact, so fratastic were they, that the term Downstairs evolved into an adjective. Fact.

"Dude, it would be such a downstairs crew move if we stole a security cart and put a keg in it, then drove around to parties and made people drink."

Q:"Did you play beirut against those two kids from Vanderbilt and UVA, they were so not downstairs crew.
A:"Yea, one of em played with water, what a loser"

by sicklax420 July 2, 2007

domistated

when something has been desecrated in a particularly devastating fashiol

"Oh my god the sistine chapel has been domistated!"

by lachlan d October 20, 2006

Downstairs

The female anatomy from the waist down.

He had me hot and bothered in my 'downstairs'. My downstairs was leaking.

by Jdjon August 27, 2017

downdate

An OS update to your cell phone that renders it slow as molasses and makes one want to pulverize it. A core strategy utilized by phone manufacturers (eg. Apple) to force people into upgrading their phones.

I downdated my phone with iOS 7, and now I'm screwed...up yours with a rubber hose Tim Cook!
iOS 7, Apple

by Schwetty Ballz December 3, 2013